Let’s start at the start with a wee introduction
To some letters and symbols defining our function
Perhaps integrating those pieces together
We’ll find they describe a more beautiful treasure?
L is for lanterns and lavender too
And ladders which lean, and long loopy lassos
And lunches with lamingtons, lemonade, lollies
(But let’s hope no lightning, we didn’t bring brollies)
There’s lupins for lovebirds, a ledge for the leopard
And lyres and lutes and boxes for letters
Lemons and lettuce and lilies and leeks
And lazing among them a lone lion peeks
I is for Ireland, India and Italy too
Israel and islands and icy igloos
Impatiens and ivy which grow with the irises
Iguana and ibex play “it” with the ibises
There’s infants with icecream which imitate imps
And insects with interest in iceblocks they glimpse
S is for snails and slithery snakes
Summertime sunshine with sausage and steak
Sailboats and sandcastles, surfing and sea
And when summer’s over some snow means we ski
Sasha and Santa and snow-cones with ice
Strawberry shortbread with sugar and spice
Springtime brings snapdragons, spiders and sage
These are the S’s you’ll find on this page
Arriving at A and apples adorn
The autumn appearance of apricots, acorns,
And aardvarks, alpacas and aubergines too
(though if you’re allergic they’ll make you achoo)
Archers and arrows, armchairs and anchors
An angel, an artist, an antelope’s antlers
An ape with an axe and an azure azalea
An aeroplane and albatross aim for Australia
It’s time to give up formulating equations
We’ll cancel the constants ‘cos on this occasion
whatever they stand for, these pieces combined
Mean more than their parts, more than we can define
So all we can state in this glad situation
Is welcome to Lisa! A brand new relation.
(10 points if you’ve found the spelling mistake … 😦 )